So, I hear Splatter died. Honestly, I didn't know who everyone was talking about until I saw that image of the dancing hotdog. And even then...

I honestly doubt it's true, not only because he was an annoying little spammer, but also because so far I've heard three different stories surrounding his death.
1) He spilled some liquid on something electric.
2) He was hit by a drunk driver and smash through his windshield.
3) He finally fell to his leukemia. [My favourite.]
4) He got some fungal matter on him and it infected him.
5) He was at a night club and got shot by some criminals who'd come to rob a night club...

You guys, if you're going to pretend someone died, get your story straight.
That is all.